More Church Bulletin Bloopers

More Church Bulletin Bloopers

~Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

~The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage 6pm

~The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

~The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

~Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

~Ushers will eat latecomers.

~The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

~For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.