More Church Bulletin Bloopers
~Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
~The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage 6pm
~The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
~The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
~Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
~Ushers will eat latecomers.
~The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
~For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.