Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Church Bulletin Bloopers

~"Miss Charlene Mason sang, 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."

~"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house, Bring your husbands."

~"Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you."

~"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus walks on the water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"

~"Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons."

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